do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way